Ugh, Oppo, I feel like this guy:

"saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory) 04/26/2014 at 13:24 • Filed to: None

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I have been so busy I haven't been able to do any Jalopnik-related activities. I saw this on I-5 yesterday, and it brightened up my grindweek. CLEAN YOUR DAMN CAR.

Anyhow, I'm gonna try and catch up on HWEP stuff and all that jazz, sorry I haven't been able to get that stuff done. But seriously. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CAR.

XJDano > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/26/2014 at 13:26

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why didn't you turn!

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > XJDano 04/26/2014 at 13:28

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Because my house is forwards and I had just been waiting for a tunnel on Highway 99 for TWO WHOLE HOURS to be reopened. It was awful.

Brian Silvestro > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/26/2014 at 13:30

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Sounds like a saabstory to me.

HammerheadFistpunch > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/26/2014 at 14:13

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when he rolls it, he becomes a Michigan fan.

Spaceball-Two > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/26/2014 at 14:40

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Seattle Oppo here. I 100% agree. I want to wash mine but the rain is coming.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Spaceball-Two 04/27/2014 at 02:13

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I've stopped caring at this point. I wash once a week nonetheless. Futile? Yes. But isn't any carwashing?